A 3-Minute, No-Sew DIY Toy That Satisfies Your Golden's Chewing Instinct Safely I still remember the look on my wife's face when we walked into the living room and saw what our 8-month-old Golden, Cooper, had done to the couch cushion. Stuffing everywhere. The kind of mess that makes you question every life choice that led to getting a puppy. Here's the thing nobody tells you about Golden Retrievers: they're not just high-energy. They're mouthy . Everything goes in the mouth. Everything gets chewed. And if you don't give them a productive outlet for that instinct, they will find one. Usually your furniture. I spent months trying different toys. The "indestructible" ones from the pet store? Destroyed in twenty minutes. The expensive puzzle toys? Solved in five and then ignored. I once paid $45 for a "virtually indestructible" rubber bone that Cooper turned into a pile of rubber confetti before I finished my coffee. I was spending a small f...